Marketing in New Media Oz: Will the Wicked Witches Kill You Too?
April 4th, 2008 · Filed Under: New Media Marketing Strategy · New Media Marketing Tips · Tribal Seduction
Something has been bothering me for quite a while now. I’ve quietly watched entrepreneurs fall prey to the BS advice from off-line marketing “pros†and Internet Marketing “gurus.†But now, the same type of garbage is being pushed by New Media proselytizers too. I may not have all the answers. But I know that here and now, you and I can put a stop to it all.
Look, let’s face it. If you’re looking to use New Media to market it can feel like you’re Dorothy sucked up in a twister and dropped in Oz. And once you land in this majestic world of New Media Oz, how do you make heads or tails out of this fantasy land of reported fame and fortune? And what’s your yellow brick road?
Witches, flying monkeys, a yellow brick road… we’ve got it all

On the outskirts of Oz, the self-appointed elite of the mainstream media and Madison Avenue thumb their noses at New Media. Tucked away in their cold castles of incestuous iniquity they gaze into their crystal balls of packaged propaganda and pronounce New Media a fantasy land populated by “horny teenagers and political pundits.â€
We know the New Media marketplace is much more than that. But it does have its share of pitfalls and traps.
For instance, when we were completing research for our book ‘Secrets of Online Persuasion’ we found many well-meaning fans of New Media misleading entrepreneurs who wanted to market with New Media.
Much of that misinformation comes from two camps within New Media itself. I like to think of them as the Wicked Witches of the East and West.
The Wicked Witches of the East
The Wicked Witches from the East should be easy for you to crush as an entrepreneur. These are the people who think “fame†equals profit. And just like in the movie Wizard of Oz Dorothy’s house crushes the Wicked Witch of the East; your house should crush these witches as you land in New Media Oz.
As a matter of fact, this group is so laughable that South Park did a full episode poking fun at the new breed of “Internet Stars†who think by getting hundreds of thousands of views they’ll get rich. Sadly this is a rabbit trail that many entrepreneurs get lured down.
This quick 3-minute mashup shows their skit that’s spot-on with the dollar value of what many people consider “New Media stars.” They spoof on many of the “stars” that have gone viral or gotten media accolades. (Warning: as usual for South Park, this is NOT kid friendly.)
Fact #1: fame does NOT equal profit (especially when marketing with New Media.
OK… we all know the movie storyline. “Ding dong, the witch is dead.†But just when you think things are fine, along comes another witch. And we’ve got the same thing here in New Media Oz.
Enter - the Wicked Witches of the West
This group is much more dangerous for business owners, especially start-ups. This group of witches is made up of Social Media evangelists who think they run a business just because they use a communication channel.
Like the winged monkeys from the Land of Oz these evangelists swoop down in fanatical devotion to “Social Media†proselytizing newcomers into the religion of “transparency†and “conversation.â€
Like their Madison Avenue and Internet Marketing guru counterparts, they’re careful to capitalize on a kernel of relative truth. They leverage the hype and pomp of their brethren in the Eastern coven and talk up “famous†examples as “proof†of the power of New Media.
Beware the coven of blog, social media, or any other New Media evangelist who doesn’t have a business other than the content they push out.
“Thought leadership†is fine. But as an entrepreneur, as a business owner, as anyone who wants to make real money marketing with New Media — make sure what you’re consuming is coming from someone who has a successful (that means profitable) business under his or her belt.
It doesn’t matter if that business is online or off-line. The business owner’s mindset is what’s most important. It’s what will help insure that what you hear from them is focused on profit, not fluff.

Far too many voices in New Media cry out from caverns of “creativity.†But they’re witches barely making it from paycheck to paycheck.
Fact #2: never take advice on how to make money from someone driving a Festiva.
All I can say is guard yourself against the dangerous spells that witches in both these covens cast. The cacophony of Web 2.0 evangelists who parrot each other in endless loops of “openness†are equally as dangerous to your profitable success as closed-minded old media warlords.
The yellow brick road of profit
In the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy wanted desperately to get home to Kansas. As soon as she landed in Oz, that’s all she thought about.
It’s the same in New Media Oz, except that the “home†you want to get to is one of profit. And honestly, we’re different than Dorothy because we don’t mind visiting Oz on a regular basis. It’s fun and profitable… but only if you have the yellow brick road to keep you on track.

Here in New Media Oz, that yellow pathway to success is based on one very simple concept:
Too many people buy into the dream of riches through “internet marketing,” or the mistaken belief that “links” and “attention†through New Media will automatically bring riches. They look to turn a channel into a money source in and of itself.
Links, attention, and conversations may be the supposed “currencies†of the New Media Marketplace. But “links and attention won’t pay the mortgage†as Tim Bourquin pointed out.
What DOES make you money is what sits on both ends of that channel
Your Tribe on one end. And the products/services that will make their life better on the other. How good you are at developing and executing a strategy to use a channel to emotionally connect with your Tribe is what determines how much money you’ll make.
The bottom line is that New Media is just that – a channel of communication. It’s not magic, it’s not going to “save the world†from impending doom, and it’s NOT going to make you money if you don’t have the right strategy.
Yes, New Media is a channel that allows a level of interaction that Web 1.0 and old mass media cannot compete with. For that reason, it’s a channel that’s changing the way you do business whether you’ve stepped into New Media Oz yet or not. Its impact is so powerful that it’s changing the rules of business online and off-line.
Remember that New Media is simply a two-way communication channel. Put your focus on using it to attract, connect with, and convert a crowd of raving fans that rally around you, your brand and the solutions you provide.
Help pave the yellow brick road
If I’ve missed anything, add to the story here and help clarify that yellow brick road for fellow entrepreneurs looking to market with New Media.
What’s your opinion, position, or profitable comment?
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John Paul Micek is a co-founder of the international business coaching company RPM Success Group ® Inc. He and his partner Deborah Micek are authors of the hit book Secrets Of Online Persuasion, and creators of the BLOG i360™ New Media Marketing Site Creater. |
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April 4th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
SO TRUE!!!! Everybody and their dog has a “system” to sell and theirs is the one magic bullet to solve all your web 2.0 marketing and branding troubles.. we advance thru communication.. thanks for your story! Can I reprint it on my blog?
Chris D | C0-Founder and COO of KACP.TV
April 4th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
HOLY COW!! What an article JP. It’s pretty funny that a lot of people think that “new media” or “social marketing” is a business.
So they read your site and all the ‘real’ new media experts, takes their concepts and create ebooks to their list of “loyals.” What a joke!
I’m getting pretty sick of the crap that doesn’t provide value and make your loyal’s lives truly better.
Utilize New Media as a way to not only expose your business/products/services, but also to retain them for the long run through this amazing channel of communication.
You guys are definitely at the forefront of what New Media is really all about and I can’t wait to learn more from you folks.
I’ve used tons of the tips here to put together my game plan for my business & online presence.
Stay Hungry - Stay Foolish….and Aloha!
April 4th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
The trouble with “new media” is
1. It’s usually not that new
2. The new stuff isn’t like other media
People have been communicating way before media. They never stopped. (i.e. yelling at the TV).
For a brief time in the 20th century, mass media and mass production made for mass consumption. We bought whatever junk they threw at us and prospered and if we didn’t like something, it was usually too much effort to fight it.
New technology brings us the chance to take control. We aren’t about to let the old powers that be dictate how/where/when we consume. We don’t sit through boring commercials and we have a lot more choices.
The media giants are dinosaurs but have cash to stick around for a while, even if they don’t get it.
The “new media” people that emulate them, or think they have cornered a market will got down even faster.
In the end the consumers are in control, and the smart marketer will LISTEN and give them what they want.
There is a lot of money to be made using these technologies.. but only if you realize that no one will ever own the distribution again
April 4th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
I’m building my channel as we speak. There’s nothing more interesting to me than to find out what my readers / followers want to know and then teach it to them. If one person asks a question, you better bet that 100 people wanted to ask that question.
April 4th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Awesome stuff. What you’re describing as two sides seem like the same people to me. Let’s call them both the witch of the East.
The real wicked witch of the west are the scammers and the spammers who want to sell you solutions for cheating and gaming social media sites. Paid stumbles and digs. Bots on twitter. Black hat SEO.
I’ll take Glenda the good over the wicked witch of the west any day!
April 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Great post as always. But I don’t care what you say I’m going to make a ton of theoretical dollars with my “Vampire Duck takes over the internet” YouToob video.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Really, really, really loved your post here. So true what you’re saying about people thinking that just because they have a few followers, they’re “famous” and should be paid for it. You need to establish a relationship first before moving on to any type of conversion.
I think that many internet marketers are more focused on the sale rather than the relationship. With web 2.o, the playing field is leveled and the customer really has more leverage now.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Chris — thanks for the kudos. As far as the reprint, maybe a partial with full credit and link.

Alejandro — happy to hear you’re getting profitable value. And I’d say it’s more than just your business/products/services that is getting exposed. It’s getting tougher and tougher to hide the “real” you, so you better be the real you.
Warren — good point “There is a lot of money to be made using these technologies.. but only if you realize that no one will ever own the distribution again.” Dittos on that. And I up you one by adding that the days of pushing the email broadcast button and watching the merchant account credits come rolling in are dwindling.
True persuasion skills and dogged persistence are required in today’s New Media Marketplace. But the extra effort is rewarded with customers who spend more, do it with less cajoling, and stay longer once you’ve won their trust.
Michael — have faith, the “scammers, spammers and black hat SEO” people will be getting some “exposure” soon too. Just not as friendly as the Wicked With label.
News Flash! Vampire Duck makes Millions! ( of theoretical dollars) lol
Mike — love it! “…’famous’ and should be paid for it.” Entitled and due the dollars is the delusion many of these people live under. Hopefully we can save more entrepreneurs from the two extreme paths of “get rich quick.”
April 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
JP you really nailed this one.
I was entertained but saddened at the same time watching The South Park video. I really feel for new business owners trying one system right after another thinking they can make money while they sleep. Then when finally someone turns them onto New Media, there is no CHARM. The new entrepreneur just beats their audience to death with crap or even worse, ends up linking to the world just to get a high page rank so people see — exactly what I don’t know.
From what I’ve learned from your coaching, when I connected with a Loyal who wants to initiate contact, they are so Loyal they will only talk to me and blow off my partner’s emails or calls. This is the whole purpose, goal, aim, desire, whatever you want to call it, when executing New Media strategies correctly.
Last year, before Tribal Seduction and blogi360 came along, $10,000 went out the door for killer how-to coaching programs that I could have taught. Absolute junk. Then you and Deb came along and I can’t believe the knowledge, strategies, tools, you all impart, and it works consistently time after time after time!!!!!
Until entrepreneurs really learn what makes them tick, how to use their strengths in New Media to connect with their audience to create raving fans (exactly what you all coach on), they are wasting their time, money, and just spitting into the wind.
Kudos for a great article that tells it like it is.
April 6th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Spot on Nancy “Until entrepreneurs really learn what makes them tick, how to use their strengths in New Media to connect with their audience to create raving fans they are wasting their time and money.”
The world we do business in now requires You-Play Marketing. “You” because people buy WHO you are before they buy WHAT you sell. And “Play” because it’s all about setting the stage, playing your role, and CHARMing your Loyals.

Thanks for the kudos Nancy.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Yeah… Oz it is. Interesting. As a business owner and CEO, I am bombarded with people and “products” trying to make me famous. The problem is that fame does not equal a sustainable business. “15 Minutes ” doesn’t create either a model, product, or service that adds value or is sustainable. My question is, just as traditional email marketing exploded to a point of saturation, when does 2.0 do the same? More importantly, how do you make sure that the 2.0 techniques are in synch with the off-line marketing, run by the folks that think that a blog is a character in a sci-fi movie? This is the real challenge faced by business owners. When it comes to “New Media”, how do you invest the two things that are hardest to come by in a small business? Time and Money..
April 7th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Steven, great question you pose; “My question is, just as traditional email marketing exploded to a point of saturation, when does 2.0 do the same?”
I think that will be determined by how quickly/pervasively the Marketplace Molesters figure out ways to exploit New Media channels for marketing only. The big difference between email and New Media is that the later is powered by person-to-person connection, not automated software to person. That provides a barrier to Marketplace Molesters that was not there with email.
Bottom line — when it comes to either saturation or people knowing what a “blog” is — neither of those things are a source of worry when you have a solid click-and-mortar strategy tied to measurable long term goals. People who get all caught up and focused on the “channel” instead of their business are the ones who have to worry.
btw - loved your post “Don’t watch the news and other ways to stay motivated“
April 7th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Nice job, JP. Just watching that episode of South Park and laughing like a complete idiot. Deb pointed me to this article and it’s even more amusing to see that you have artfully woven an Internet marketing slam around the vicious parody done by South Park. For what it’s worth, everyone sells dreams. Sometimes they’re achievable, other times they aren’t.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
True, true Dave. I’ve got no problem selling dreams… so long as they can be broken down into an action plan.

Oh, and btw; re: IM slams — don’t forget the New Media proselytizers too.